What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Connor is homo

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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