- Anti Joke

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him