Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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whats the capital of congo famine

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Buzi vagy!

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Jellybeans

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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