- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

hi penis ham telephone

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Psychics.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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