- Anti Joke

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Charlie Sheen

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Women's Rights..

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.