Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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so how about that irline food

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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My mom

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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