Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Jack Stevens

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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