- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Stop procrastinating.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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