A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

wanna hear a joke? yes

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Black People

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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