- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What the hell are you doing?

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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