Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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