What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Jellybeans

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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