- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

women's rights

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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