- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

You having friends.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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