- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Women's Rights

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's a joke? Funny

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Abortion.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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