- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!