''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Tall asians

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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