- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

FUCK THE JEWS

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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