- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How old is your mom Dead

Mogok Papiti.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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