Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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