- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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