Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A blonde walked into a bar.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Your mums a potato

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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