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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

what do you call obama a dumbass

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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