- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Asian women drivers...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Shea's sty....

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.