Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Anti Joke

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