how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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