- Anti Joke

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Shea's sty....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.