What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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what is orange? an orange

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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