- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

justin littleton being sucessful

I'm 4 and what is this?

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

12

knock knock come in

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania