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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Tommy got neutered.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

what is the color of a burp burple

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Heskey time.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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