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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Robert Mugabe.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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