- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Knock knock come in.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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