what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Robin, Get in the Car

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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