Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Caramel Boing.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

justin littleton being sucessful

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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