- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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