- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

It got hit by a rocket.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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