- Anti Joke

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

National security?

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower