It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Turkey Balls

Justin Beiber

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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