teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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