Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

knock knock come in

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

I'm 4 and what is this?

justin littleton being sucessful

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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