:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Turkey Balls

Justin Beiber

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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