Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Heskey time.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Anti Joke

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