Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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justin littleton being sucessful

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Caramel Boing.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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