- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

knock knock come in

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

I'm 4 and what is this?

12

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

justin littleton being sucessful

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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