- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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