- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Women's Rights.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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