- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What is more worse than death? Death

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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