Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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