- Anti Joke

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.