- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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