- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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