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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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