- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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