- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Me Neither.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

This sentance contains three errers

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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