Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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THE GAME

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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