This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I <3 Hitler

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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are u black unlucky

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8--------------------- penis

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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People with cancer.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Anti Joke

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