Who invented apple? God

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I woke up today

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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