- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Obama lin Baden.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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