- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

roses are red violets are blue

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Cheese

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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