- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you gay?

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Knock knock knock OCD

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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