- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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