- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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