- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Tommy got neutered.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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