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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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