Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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