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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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