A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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British Dentistry

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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