ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Loperson

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's your blood type? Red.

first

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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