why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Tommy got neutered.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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