- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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