Black people stink of shite!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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2 + 2 = fish

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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