- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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