How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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