whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Your life

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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How you know when dislextic

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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girls basketball

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Get on the boat.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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69

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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