what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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