I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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