Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Take wrong turns

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Black people stink of shite!

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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