Bags of delicious poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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