Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Massie is a fatass

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Anti Joke

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