Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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