What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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