- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

angelosnyder is not gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Stop procrastinating.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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