- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

- Helen Keller

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

whats black and large -me

No!

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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