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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

He--Hey guys

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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