What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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