- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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