- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

69

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??