- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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