Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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