- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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