Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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