Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I woke up today

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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