why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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my whole life!

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Logan's gay

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