Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A storm be brewin!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Adam Chebali has no life

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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