Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Nick Cannon

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Your're racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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