- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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