What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

drugs.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Anti Joke

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