What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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