- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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