- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

No

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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