Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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