- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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