Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Anti-jokes are funny.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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