- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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