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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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